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She said she wanted you...

She said she wanted you...She said she wanted you...She said she wanted you...

...but now she just wants your resources.

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She said she wanted you...

She said she wanted you...She said she wanted you...She said she wanted you...

...but now she just wants your resources.

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Do you understand female nature?  Are your expectations realistic?  Have you built an iron fortress around your resources?  Lessons learned at this stage can save you from a complete fleecing later.

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